Life Sucks

LIFE SUCKS By Slirpuff I?m a normal Joe who like every other guy, likes to fantasize about all the things he reads in Playboy or Penthouse, but that?s about as far as it goes. Let?s be serious, how many guys get a chance to pickup 3 hot women hitch hiking and have them fuck him half to death. Come on, let?s get real. And how many neighbors do you know who are sitting in there back yards, in a tiny bikini, just waiting for you to come over and fuck them; I know I must have at least a dozen in my neighborhood alone. I?m a 42-year-old office manager who?s been married 17 years to the love of my life. Trish is not a 10 and has put on a few pounds over the years but she still looks good to me. At 5?8?, 125lbs and a set of 34DD she looks good in whatever she wears; especially anything that goes with her flaming red hair. She?s a stay at home mom who would do anything in the world for her family. All in all we have a pretty good life. Chris and Deb live across the street from us. At a BBQ last weekend, Chris pulls me aside and says a guy from work sent him a hot story and he forwarded it to my work e-mail. ?You?ll love it, it made me so hot I about drove poor Deb through the bed last night.? Chris said. ?Thank god you sent it to my work instead of home, I don?t need Trish getting on my case about porn on the Internet.? Craig replied, ?I don?t get it, I?ve over heard some of their girl talk, and most of it would make a grown man blush.? ?I don?t see anything wrong with looking at or reading a little porn to get you in the mood; don?t you agree?? Chris piped in. ?Chris, I?m hot for Trish all the fucking time and would jump her bones 24/7 if she gave me the chance, but like Deb she doesn?t like to try anything new.? ?Hell, some times lately, we?ll go a whole week not fool around.? ?It?s the typical reasons, too tired, kids will hear us, it?s that time of the month or she?s bloated.? ?The latest one is that she doesn?t feel sexy, now that?s a real kick in the ass.? ?The fucking bitch is hot and I tell her so, but she says it?s only because I love her and love has made me blind.? ?Chris, don?t you think she?s hot?? Craig asked. ?Hell yes, if I wasn?t married, I?d hit on her myself? he replied. ?Enough talking? Deb said as she came outside. ?Finish the burgers, we?re all starving,? she demanded. ?Your wish is my command? Chris said with a salute. The kids consumed almost everything and as the girls cleaned up the mess inside Chris and I finished cleaning the outside. We talked a bit and headed for home. With the kids in bed I saw Trish looking at herself in the mirror. Coming up behind her I put my hands around her waist. ?I?m getting fat and have lost most of my shape.? She said, ?Even my butt is starting to sag, look? as she spun around. ?You look as hot as ever? as he gave her a swat on the ass. ?Asshole? she said as she pushed him away. Craig pulled her to bed and started kissing her telling her she was the hottest broad on the block and that any man on earth would be lucky to have her. With her kneeling on the bed, Craig positioned himself under her pussy so he could lick those hairy pussy lips. She loved to be eaten but balked at almost everything else. Reaching up, he parted her lips and ran his tongue over her clit and shoved it up her pussy. Moving her around, he put her in a 69 position so he could also get a little action. Ask a guy if he ever has had a bad blowjob and he?ll tell you there?s no such thing. Trish wasn?t terrible, but she was far from good. She didn?t follow directions well and only used her tongue; oh well, it was better than nothing. After she got off the first time, he flipped her over and put her on her back. Lubing his dick up he eased it into her cunt. She wasn?t as tight as a 20 year old but fit my dick to a tee. They fucked her for about 10 minutes when he pulled out and went down on her again. She was screaming for him not to stop but Craig had other ideas. Lifting her leg up he licked her pussy again and then went south to her puckered starfish. Flicking it with his tongue, he tried to force it into her asshole. She went nuts for a minute but then backed off. ?Not in your dreams tonight? was all she said. Shit, no ass plays tonight. He put his dick back into her pussy and pounded away until he felt her tighten up and climax. A few strokes later he let loose himself. As they lay there in the after glow, he asked her why she wouldn?t loosen up. ?That?s dirty and it?ll probably hurt a lot.? Craig said if she didn?t like it they?d stop. ?Maybe next time? is all she ever said. At the next party, Trish and I were introduced to the new couple in the neighborhood, Bob and Shannon. She seemed nice but Bob was full of himself. He told everyone, who would listen, how successful he was and that being a consultant he could make his own hour and so on and so on. Chris handed me a beer, ?a real blowhard isn?t he but his wife is nice.? He said. ?I work with pricks like that and all they do is brag about what they have or are going to buy.? Craig replied. ?Thank god he lives a couple of blocks away, I?d hate to have this asshole close.? As I went for another beer, I could hear a couple of the women talking. ?I hear their swingers and hold parties in their home.? One said. ?I don?t think I could ever do that sort of thing? another replied.? ?Well it?s a naughty thought just the same.? They clamed up as I walked in. ?A little girl talk? I said with a smile. ?Just comparing the men in our lives? was ones reply. ?Well carry on,? I said as I walked out. As the party broke up, Trish and I walk home. ?The new couple seemed friendly,? she said. ?Bob?s a know it all asshole but Shannon has a nice body, I?ll tell you more once I try her out.? I chuckled. ?Asshole, you heard the rumors too? she responded. ?Hell if that?s what floats their boat, so be it, but I?ve got the hottest redhead on the planet and I?m not sharing with anyone.? I replied. Trish laughed as I chased her into the house and up the stairs. You know how something changes but you never notice it until you think back the way it was before? Well over the last two months Trish has changed, ever so slightly but changed nonetheless. Example, Trish always wore a t-shirt and sweat pants to bed at night. Now she was wearing the silk type pajamas. Don?t get me wrong, I liked it but I was different. Her language when we were alone became more sexual and instead of sex once a week, it was more like twice to even three times. The real kicker came the night the kids went to sleep over at mom?s house. As we finished up dinner Trish said she had a surprise for me tonight. With a wink, she said to put the dishes in the dishwasher and to meet her upstairs. I did it all, lock up the house and went upstairs. Coming into the bedroom I found it was lit with a dozen candles. In the door to the bathroom stood Trish with a sexy red lace and g-string outfit. Coming over to me she kissed me lightly then very forcefully thrusting her tongue down my throat. She had me undressed within 2 minutes and pushed me back on the bed. As I said before, there?s no such thing as a bad blowjob but what she was doing now, was the best one I?d ever had. I had to stop her or I surely would have blown my wad. ?Don?t you like that she cooed.? ?Too much so? I replied. We went back to kissing and foundling. Her breasts were wonderful and I licked and sucked her nipples until they were sticking straight out. Moving down to her stomach, I pushed her g-string aside and got the shock of my life; her pussy was bald. ?Holy shit? I called out. ?Do you like it, I did it just for you.? She replied. I removed the g-string and started licking the outside before moving to her inner lips. It was so smooth and now very wet. I put her legs over my shoulders and dove into her snatch. I licked and sucked her pussy and clit until she came at least twice. She didn?t even protest when I licked her asshole, the bitch was on fire. I shoved in one then two fingers into her pussy and twisted them around while she moaned and cried out for me to quit playing around and fuck her. I was as hard as I?ve ever been when I shoved my dick into her in one stroke. Trish let out a small cry and arched her back. Wrapping her legs around me, we fucked each other hard for the next 15 minutes. I heard language come out of Trish?s mouth that would have made a Marine blush. I held out as long as I could until I exploded into her. I think I dumped at least four loads into her pussy before I started to get soft. Rolling over next to her, she covered my face with licks and kisses before settling down next to me. ?What brought this on?? I said. ?It?s just that I love you so much and wanted to do anything I could tonight to please you.? ?Well, you certainly did that? I said kissing her forehead. ?I never thought you?d ever shave your pussy though, that was a shock.? Trish said that she like the feel of cotton and silk on her shaved cunt, ?it?s a feeling I?ve never experienced before.? We dropped off to sleep in each other?s arms. Sex was a joyous experience from that night on. No anal but we were close and her blowjobs became even better. However in the back of my mind something wasn?t right. No one changes this much after all these years, and her bald pussy even, felt a little looser than it had before. I bumped into Chris on Saturday at Lowe?s Lumber Store. ?Long time no see stranger,? he said. ?How?s life treating you?? he inquired. ?Couldn?t be better,? I replied with a smirk. ?Oh, I see your getting some? he laughed. ?Not some, a lot lately.? I replied. ?Me too, Deb can?t seem to get enough lately, she, don?t tell anyone, even shaved her pussy for me.? ?Trish did too? I replied ?and she?s become wild in bed lately to.? ?Must be something in the water? Chris joked. ?Chris, did you ask Deb why the sudden change?? He looked at me strangely and said that Deb told him it was because she loved him. ?That?s exactly what Trish said? ?Something?s going on and I don?t think I like it? Craig said. ?Don?t get me wrong, I?m loving all the sex, but something?s not adding up.? We then started to compare notes. They both were dressing sexier and going to the gym one to two afternoons per week while the kids were at school. ?Craig, I don?t like were your going with this, Deb would never cheat on me,? Chris said. ?I?m not saying anything but I think we better open our fucking eyes and stop thinking with our dicks, if you know what I mean.? ?Leave it to me and I?ll find out what?s going on.? ?Don?t fuck it up for me Craig, I don?t want to go back to once every two weeks again.? ?Trust me, I?m not going to fuck up anything, just don?t mention our little conversation to Deb.? ?No problem, I?m not going to make waves.? That afternoon on the way home Craig stopped at a private investigators office. ?Something?s going on and I just can?t put my finger on it? he told him. ?She?s now hot to trot and she hasn?t been like that in over 10 years and she?s getting better in bed.? ?I don?t want to alarm you, but a lot of wife?s that cheat, try to make it up to their husbands because they feel guilty.? He started. ?On the other side, the others cut the husband out entirely, which doesn?t seem to be the case here.? It will cost you about $1,000.00 per week including expenses. ?When can you start?? Craig asked. ?I already did.? I mention the P.I. to Chris and he offered to pay half. ?It?s the least I can do.? He said. ?When will we find out?? he inquired. ?He said that it normally takes two weeks and that he?ll get back with me by then? Craig replied. ?Well keep me in the loop, but there?s no way I think Deb would cheat on me, but like you say something?s not adding up.? Sex slowed up a little over the next two weeks, maybe Trish was getting burned out; who knows. The wait was killing me but like Chris, I couldn?t fathom Trish fucking someone else. After 12 days, Steve the P.I. called. Chris and I met him in his office. Chris was antsy to say the least. ?What the fuck do you have ? he demanded. ?Let him talk? I yelled. Well guys he started, their not going to the gym in the afternoons. Every 4 to 5 days they meet up at the house of Bill and Shannon Baker and stay for about three hours. There are usually about 6 other people there also. I tried to get close enough to see, but they have a nasty pit-bull so it took me two trips to get a mini camera set up in one of the windows. Everyone was there today, so by late tonight, I?ll retrieve the camera and get everything developed. ?So you don?t have shit yet,? Chris said. ?Even if nothings going on, I don?t want Trish over at that prick Bill?s house. ?Was he there with the girls?? Craig asked. ?Couldn?t tell, but can you guys stop by tomorrow morning, say about 10:00?? ?Sure, we?ll be here? Craig said. That night was the longest night of my life. Trish asked me more than once if there was something wrong. I just looked at her and said, god I hope not? and gave her a kiss. By bedtime Trish was acting a little nervous. ?You want to fool around tonight,? she asked. ?Not tonight, I really not in the mood? I replied. ?Hon, is there anything you want to talk about?? she asked. ?Not tonight, maybe tomorrow; I just want to go to sleep tonight.? I said as I pulled the covers over me. Trish watched me, biting her fingernails, for what seemed like hours before she finally turned off the light. Neither one of us slept at all that night. I kept thinking about what I?d do if it turned out bad and I think Trish suspected I knew something, anyway, 6:00 am couldn?t come fast enough for me. I picked up Chris at home and headed over to Steve?s office. He met us at the door and asked the girl up front to hold all his calls. ?Well? Chris started. ?It?s not good for either one of you.? ?Both of your wife?s are cheating on you. He started the tape and even though it was a poor quality, I could see Trish giving a guy a blowjob while Deb rode what looked like a 12 inch black cock while fucking him on the floor. The total tape lasted only 3 minutes but way too long for me. ?Fucking bitch, I?m going to kill her,? Chris said. ?I just sat there with my head in my hands. I recognized the guy she was giving the blowjob to was that asshole Bill. Steve stopped Chris from running out of his office. ?I know it?s rough what you?ve seen and I?d probably do the same thing but you both need to keep your heads.? ?If you?re going to divorce them you need to change bank accounts, cancel credit cards and get set with a lawyer before you let the cat out of the bag.? Steve continued. ?You need to have all your ducks in a row so you?ll be set and she?ll be screwed.? ?If you want to try to save your marriage and get a lot of revenge, you need to plan that out also; you see what I mean? he replied. He gave us still shots of the three minutes and we left. We stopped at a local Denny?s and ordered coffees. ?I?m going to fuck up that bitch so bad she?ll never see daylight again,? Chris yelled. ?What the fuck are you going to do?? he asked. ?I?m going to get revenge and at the same time try to save my marriage? I replied. ?After what you fucking saw?? Chris yelled. ?How?s you sex life been lately?? I asked. ?Almost as good as when you got married right?? ?Well if she?s got gilt now, can you imagine how much more she?ll have when we bust them? I continued. ?But before I?m done, the girls will regret ever hearing the names Bill and Shannon and they?ll regret ever moving into our town.? ?I want to fuck them up so bad that they gladly leave by the time I?m done.? Chris had settled down somewhat and agreed it was foolish to end a marriage over one asshole so we set a plan in place. Steve found us three very large men who for a price would fuck up the pope. We waited until their ?gym day? and both took the day off from work. That morning Trish gave me a big hug and kiss and told me I?d been distant the last few days and asked what was bothering me. ?Don?t worry babe, I?m taking care of a problem today and I?ll explain it all tonight.? With that I left to pick up everyone. ?Remember, if someone is fucking your wife, you can stop them by any means because you are there just protecting her from being raped, do you understand?? ?We are not out to kill anyone we?re just there to show everyone that you not fucking stupid and not to mess with your wife.? ?You will have small aluminum bats, there light but will stop the largest guy in his tracks.? ?We?ll have only 30 seconds before they know we?re there so don?t waste your time and energy.? With that we left in two cars. I was pumped and my heart was coming out of my chest. ?When everything?s done, grab Deb and put her in the car and I?ll grab Trish.? ?They?re going to be screaming and crying so don?t lose it until you get home.? I finished. We stopped one house down and walked up the driveway. Good, the garage door was open and the dick heads also left the inside door unlocked. As soon as we got in we came across one guy about 30 in the kitchen. One of the three bouncers took care of him quickly with one swing. Looking around the corner I could see everyone was in the living room. Deb was sucking off Bill while a guy pounded her from behind and Trish was riding one guy while another fucked her in the ass. She?s giving her ass up to these assholes but not her loving husband, bitch he said under his breath. With the signal, Chris came in from one side and I the other. I hit the guy pounding Trish?s ass in the head and he dropped like a lead balloon. I grabbed Trish up by her hair and hit the guy she was riding in the groin and side of the head. Throwing her onto the floor, I saw Chris beating Bob on the arms and shoulder while the bouncers took care of everyone else. Shannon came into the room with a tall black man who started to run when he saw what was going down. I threw my bat and caught him on the legs and he fell into the kitchen table. Chris recognized him as the guy fucking Deb on the tape and started beating him until one of the bouncers pulled him off. Everyone was lying on the floor bruised and bleeding. I walked over to Bob and put my bat under his chin. ?You have three days to leave this neighborhood or we?ll be back.? ?If you call the cops, these fine young gentlemen will find you and make sure you never walk again, do you understand?? I shouted. With that I pushed him to the floor. The three bouncers told us to leave as they broke everything that could be broken in the kitchen and living room. The last thing I saw as we walked out was a bat going through his 52-inch plasma TV. I had Trish by the hair and arm and Chris dragged Deb screaming to the car. We pushed their nude asses into the back seat and drove off. I dropped off Chris and Deb and shouted at him to cool it as I pulled in my garage. Trish bolted from the car and ran into the house and up to the master bath. I followed at a slow pace letting my heart rate start to slow down. She ran into the bathroom and locked the door. ?Trish open the door,? I shouted. ?God, don?t hurt me, please don?t fucking hurt me? she cried. ?If you don?t open the door, I?m going to break it down, so open it now? I demanded. Trish unlocked the door and slowing opened it. ?Get in that shower and wash your fucking whoring body inside and out and meet me down stairs in 20 minutes; do you understand?? I yelled. Trish nodded and shut the door again. As I walked to the kitchen, I could hear the water from the shower. I opened a beer and phoned my parents. ?Dad, do me a favor, keep the kids tonight for me will ya?? My dad said ?sure, don?t you love birds ever get enough?? laughing he hung up. Trish cane downstairs shortly there after dressed in sweats and crying. ?Don?t hit me,? she sobbed. I threw the bat on the floor and told her to sit down. ?Do you want anything to drink?? I asked; she declined. ?Start from the fucking beginning and if you lie to me, I?m going to pick up that bat and beat the truth out of you.? I shouted. She sobbed through the whole story. After she found out they were swingers, Bob and Shannon kept trying to get them involved. It?ll help your marriage and you?ll learn thing that will spice up your sex life. We kept saying no until we were having coffee with Shannon on day when two guys walked in. ?Holy shit is it that time already,? she said. ?Ladies, this is Mike and Al, there here for their weekly stress relief session.? ?You can leave or stay and watch, it?s up to you.? We were dumbfounded but stayed. She fucked them every way but loose. Their dicks were huge, but she had no trouble deep throating them or taking them anyway they wanted. She ended up taking them one in the ass and one in the pussy until they all climaxed. After they cleaned up and left, Shannon sat down again and said, ?I needed that.? And sipped her coffee. I was so fucking turned on I was soaking wet. She told us that she had a group of friends that came over once or twice a week and that we were free to watch or join in whatever we preferred.? ?We went over twice more and watched what was going on.? ?It was like watching a porno movie being filmed.? ?Everyone was sucking and fucking everyone else.? ?A guy came up to Deb and started to kiss and fondle her, she was so hot from watching everyone, and she melted.? ?I was watching Deb when Shannon came up behind me and we watched Deb fucking this guy.? ?She was stroking me and talking to me about how hot she was and the next thing I knew she was kissing me.? ?I?d never done it with a women and it wasn?t what I thought it would be like.? ?Another guy came up and started eating my pussy and before I knew it, I was eating Shannon?s pussy while being pounded from behind.? ?We all climaxed about the same time.? ?We stayed around after everyone left.? ?I hung my head in shame and Deb started to sob.? Shannon told us no one was going to tell our husbands and it looked like we enjoyed ourselves. ?Look, you just tasted a little forbidden fruit and no one has to know.? She said. ?We went back only to watch again, but everything got carried away and we got hooked on the sex and lust.? ?It wasn?t like making love with you, it was like being on the outside and watching my body do all those things.? ?We stopped a number of times, but it was always, only one more time.? ?After that last time we made love, I told Deb I wasn?t going back but she said we had to go and get our stuff out of Shannon?s house so we wouldn?t get caught.? ?When we got there we told them it was over, and Bob told Deb that he never had her and wanted to fuck her before she left.? ?She said no but a couple of guys stripped her and she relented.? ?And you just said as long as Debs getting some I might as well fuck these two guys to, right? I yelled. ?Your not going to believe me but I don?t remember how it started and the last thing I remember was when you guys ran into the room.? ?I?m so sorry? she cried. ?So in other words, you?ve been fucking around on me for months, is that right?? I shouted. ?You make me sick.? ?You took what I thought was a great marriage and put it into the shitter.? I went into the kitchen and got another beer. ?What are you going to tell the kids, or maybe we should show them the tape.? I said. ?What tape?? she asked. The P.I. taped you and Deb, that?s how we knew when and where.? ?Chris and I have known for a week what you two were up to.? ?Why didn?t you say something?? she asked. ?I almost did the other night but I waited for you to come clean.? Trish looked at me, ?I knew something was wrong the other night and I thought you suspected something.? She stood up and headed to the stairs. ?Where the fuck you going?? I shouted. ?To pack? was her reply. ?If I was going to kick you out, I would have left you at Bob?s; and that thought did run through my mind when I got there.? Craig replied. Trish stopped and turned around. ?I still don?t understand why you did it, don?t you love me anymore?? he asked. ?It had nothing to do with love.? ?I love you to death but our sex life over the few years was getting a little stale and routine.? ?So you thought cheating would spice it up?? ?Not the cheating, but opening myself up to things we?d only talked about.? ?Trish, you?re the one who never wanted to try anything new, not me.? ?I?ve suggested things to spice it up but you were always too much a prude to listen, but it looks like Bob was a lot more persuasive.? I said almost yelling. ?You?re the one who had two dicks up you when I walked in, remember.? Trish started crying again and said she knew she was wrong but if I gave her another chance, she?d never do it again. ?I don?t know if I?ll ever be able to trust you again.? ?Just looking at you makes me want to throw up and hug and kiss you all at the same time.? ?I?m willing to give it another shot but on my terms.? ?I expect the best sex of our marriage going forward and if that?s not acceptable, hit the road.? ?If I ever catch you cheating again, I?ll show the girls your tape and explain that I took you back and you cheated on me again; they?ll probably never want to see you ever again.? Trish agreed and came over and gave Craig a kiss and hug that almost busted his ribs. Unbuckling his pants, he called her over and said; ?on your knees bitch and lets see what you?ve learned these past two weeks before I fuck you in the ass.? Yes, it just might work out he said to himself as Trish licked and sucked his dick, yes sir it just might work out. 6076 1.53/512345